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My cat turned into a super hero over night. She's pretty cool.

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name: B.J.
Superhero Name: The Scotsman
Super Power: Ability To Fly
Enemy: The Gangsta
Mode Of Transportation: Giant Hamster Named Skippy
Weapon: Scissors
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I'm Pete Jones's Partner or something:

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name: Roy Torgerson
Superhero Name: The Ferret
Super Power: Can Cry On Command
Enemy: The Landlord
Mode Of Transportation: Volkswagen Beetle
Weapon: Attack Gerbils
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!